The Ember Years Series
The Ghouls’ Farmstand
Benny and Gus are ghouls with a dream
. . . which will probably get everybody killed.
The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst
Eldrin wasn’t always the creaking old maniac from Book 1.
The Collegium awaits!
An Accidental Necromancer
Can this wannabe villain become the hero nobody asked for?
The Crypt of the Magi
A Benny and Gus Ghoul Christmas Story. Soon to be RERELEASED, with 37% less vile glop.
A Ghastly Tangle (of Bad Intentions Gone Horribly Awry)
“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
“Depends on who’s asking.”
The Opal Tiara Heist
When Stella and her Hedge of witches get into trouble, there is an opal, and a tiara, and a heist.
A NEW RELEASE
By Sultana Dietrich
and Fitzwilliam Quilliams
The Ghouls’ Farmstand
A Witty Comic Fantasy Novel
A demented Alchemyst.
An outraged Faërie queen.
And Benny and Gus, ghouls with a goal . . .
. . . which will probably get everybody killed.
Two hapless ghouls hatch a plan that’s equal parts brilliant and bananas: a roadside farmstand selling irresistible, uncanny produce. Inspired by a pilfered motivational DVD (courtesy of a dearly departed human), these drippy, decaying pals dream of striking it rich.
But when a mad scientist makes a fateful discovery, a popular author is poisoned, and an entire suburb loses its ever-loving mind, will Benny and Gus survive?
And more important, will anybody else?
You’ll love this witty comic fantasy, because who doesn’t want to read about Chicagoland being overrun by eldritch horrors?
This cozy comic fantasy is a gleeful gallop through a hidden world of cannibalistic entrepreneurs, alchemical tomatoes, and a debonair vampire pirate. It’ll leave you hungry for more.
Buy now, buy now!
Upcoming Novella! The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst
Even mad scientists were young once, full of hopes and dreams and caffeine-fueled mania.
Get your copy of The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst!
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- The Ghouls’ Farmstand (Book 1 of Ember Years series): JULY 2025 RERELEASE $0.99 LIMITED TIME 100%
- The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst (Book 2): AUGUST 2025 release on Amazon! 100%
- An Unexpected Necromancer (Book 3): SEPTEMBER 2025 RELEASE! 100%
- The Crypt of the Magi (Book 4): NOVEMBER 2025 RELEASE! YIKES! 86%
- A Ghastly Tangle (of Bad Intentions Gone Horribly Awry) (Book 5) Coming 2026 61%
- WORKING TITLE: The Opal Tiara Heist (Book 6): Coming 2026 53%
Best-selling Author
Sultana Dietrich
As a result, my brother Fitz and I are perfectly normal, and co-write novels about such perfectly average things as ghouls who are obsessed with Martha Stewart, socially awkward vampires, and middle-aged witches who develop crushes on foul demons. As one does.
We are both excellent spellers, so we at least have that going for us.
The Ghouls’ Farmstand is finally here!
Come buy, come buy!
Second-best-selling Author
Fitzwilliam Quilliams
the nether half of the writing team,
Sibling Ribaldry Publishing.
About him, the less said, the better.
The Ghouls’ Farmstand is finally here!
Come buy, come buy!
The Ember Years Series
The Ghouls’ Farmstand
Benny and Gus are ghouls with a dream
. . . which will probably get everybody killed.
The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst
Eldrin wasn’t always the creaking old maniac from Book 1.
The Collegium awaits!
An Accidental Necromancer
Can this wannabe villain become the hero nobody asked for?
The Crypt of the Magi
A Benny and Gus Ghoul Christmas Story. Soon to be RERELEASED, with 37% less vile glop.
A Ghastly Tangle (of Bad Intentions Gone Horribly Awry)
“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
“Depends on who’s asking.”
The Opal Tiara Heist
When Stella and her Hedge of witches get into trouble, there is an opal, and a tiara, and a heist.
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– Mark Twain
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