A NEW RELEASE
By Sultana Dietrich
and Fitzwilliam Quilliams
The Ghouls’ Farmstand
A Cozy Comedy Horror Fantasy Novel
Benny and Gus are ghouls with a dream . . .
. . . which will probably get everybody killed.
After the two hungry monsters watch a motivational DVD they stole from a dead human, these charming, drippy, sticky pals can’t wait to Make It Big in Business.
But when a demented alchemist makes a fateful discovery, a popular author is poisoned, and an entire suburb loses its ever-loving mind, will Benny and Gus survive?
And more important, will anybody else?
You’ll love this clever cozy horror fantasy, because who doesn’t want to read about entrepreneurial cannibals, mad scientists, eldritch horrors, and wrathful Faërie Queens?
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Free Novella! The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst
Eldrin Gorst wasn’t always the creaking old loon from Book 1, The Ghouls’ Farmstand.
Even mad scientists were young once, full of hopes and dreams and caffeine-fueled mania.
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Sheer Genius per Square Inch
- An Unexpected Necromancer (Book 2): Final Edit 36%
- The Crypt of the Magi (Book 3): 2nd Edition Rewrite 48%
- A Ghastly Tangle (of Bad Intentions Gone Horribly Awry) (Book 4): Line Editing 17%
- WORKING TITLE: The Opal Tiara Heist (Book 5): Writing Completed, Editing 0%
- The Ghouls’ Farmstand (Book 1 of Ember Years series): PUBLISHED, AMAZON AND KINDLE UNLIMITED 100%
- The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst (Book 1.5): PUBLISHED, FREE NOVELETTE AVAILABLE TO MEMBERS 100%
Best-selling Author
Sultana Dietrich
My parents thought it was a good idea to raise children across the street from a graveyard.
As a result, my brother Fitz and I are perfectly normal, and co-write novels about such perfectly average things as ghouls who are obsessed with Martha Stewart, socially awkward vampires, and middle-aged witches who develop crushes on foul demons. As one does.
We are both excellent spellers, so we at least have that going for us.
The Ghouls’ Farmstand is finally here!
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Second-best-selling Author
Fitzwilliam Quilliams
Fitzwilliam Quilliams is
the nether half of the writing team,
Sibling Ribaldry Publishing.
About him, the less said, the better.
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The Ember Years Series
The Ghouls’ Farmstand
Benny and Gus are ghouls with a dream . . .
. . . which will probably get everybody killed.
An Accidental Necromancer
Dark Lord Carion Gorst really just wants to make some friends.
The Crypt of the Magi
A Benny and Gus Ghoul Christmas Story. Soon to be RERELEASED, with 37% less vile glop.
A Ghastly Tangle (of Bad Intentions Gone Horribly Awry)
“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
“Depends on who’s asking.”
The Opal Tiara Heist
When Stella and her Hedge of witches get into trouble, there is an opal, and a tiara, and a heist.
Not just anybody can make a book-shaped object.
– Marie of Romania
Finally, a novel that makes me glad I’m long dead.
– Mark Twain
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