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ATTENTION, STAFF: A Message from Sultana Dietrich

ATTENTION, STAFF: A Message from Sultana Dietrich

ATTENTION, STAFF. As so many of you have predicted, I am under house arrest. Again. My hearing is scheduled for three weeks from nowβ€”at which time, I am confident I shall be able to clear up this little mess. Anyone with even half of the brain cells that God gave...
In Memoriam: Mom

In Memoriam: Mom

It’s been nine months since last we updated this site, and nearly that long since my sister and I have been able to write. You see, on February 17, 2021, we lost our mother. We had just punished the world by releasingΒ The Crypt of the Magi, a ghoulish retake on...
“The Ghouls’  Farmstand” is coming soon to an asylum near you.

“The Ghouls’ Farmstand” is coming soon to an asylum near you.

Keyword: #OUTTAKES Β  GOOD NEWS, EVERYBODY. π‘‡β„Žπ‘’ πΊβ„Žπ‘œπ‘’π‘™π‘ β€™ πΉπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘šπ‘ π‘‘π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ is coming along swimmingly. Artistic differences are being resolved, and we believe we shall have the book completed in record time. In the meantime, here’s a glimpse backstage. Β  ππ‘πŽπ‹πŽπ†π”π„ Β  NARRATOR: On...
Writing Under Protest

Writing Under Protest

My useless brother has informed me that in order to attract new readers, I am to spend my valuable time writing “blog” posts. First, I dislike the word “blog.” It is ridiculous and beneath me. Second, I seldom give in to Fitz’s demands....