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CHARACTER INTRODUCTION: SEBASTIAN

CHARACTER INTRODUCTION: SEBASTIAN

Dear Reader, it occurred to my sister that some of you have not yet been introduced to Sebastian, who appears in THE GHOULS’ FARMSTAND. Having met him a number of Sultana’s soirées, I can attest that he is exactly like this, only more so. So please, head...
Ghouls’ Farmstand Softcover Is HERE

Ghouls’ Farmstand Softcover Is HERE

VICTORY At long last, Sultana has allowed the softcover, real-world, on-dead-tree edition of The Ghouls’ Farmstand to come into being. Her constant abuse of the staff, the wildlife adjoining her Writing Hut, and her longsuffering brother notwithstanding, the...
New FREE novella! The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst

New FREE novella! The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst

GET MY FREE BOOK NOW! After much labor in the mines, Sultana and Fitz announce The Unbearable Exile of Eldrin Gorst, which introduces us to the hapless villain from Book 1, The Ghouls’ Farmstand, when he was young and foolish and still had a full head of hair....
ATTENTION, STAFF: A Message from Sultana Dietrich

ATTENTION, STAFF: A Message from Sultana Dietrich

ATTENTION, STAFF. As so many of you have predicted, I am under house arrest. Again. My hearing is scheduled for three weeks from now—at which time, I am confident I shall be able to clear up this little mess. Anyone with even half of the brain cells that God gave...
In Memoriam: Mom

In Memoriam: Mom

It’s been nine months since last we updated this site, and nearly that long since my sister and I have been able to write. You see, on February 17, 2021, we lost our mother. We had just punished the world by releasing The Crypt of the Magi, a ghoulish retake on...